From Schorem facebook
If you’re so lonely, why not just start a relationship?
"Well, you must be true to your heart. Yes, you might pair off for companionship, but maybe the other person doesn’t want to, or sees it slightly differently. There’s always somebody who loves more than the other."
But if, as you insist, you’ve been single your whole life, how do you know what relationships are like?
"You don’t need to have been down a pit to know that it’s dirty."
The Telegraph interview, 2011
Hipster bastard why do you look so good?